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A Transylvanian enter a bar in New York. The bartender takes it hard in first and says that in this bar drinking only bet.
- Sir, I bet you can not drink a bottle of whiskey in 30 minutes.
Transylvanian apologizes, leaving the bar and is over 10 minutes back on the counter and put Banu accept the challenge. Bartender gives your glass a Transylvanian finish in 10 minutes. Bartender, stupefied.
- Sir, but I thought something is possible. I thought of something that you are wealthy. No one did it!
Transylvanian:
- I did not believe him, yes I went to Baru from across the street to check! 2 Transylvanian enter a bar Ion Vasile asks:
-No me why are you so upset?
Sl-Then you get home I can not wait to rip pants woman and make her pieces.
-Yes' Well you have me pants woman.
-Then I gather that it were only so I can apples.
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White horse, free high near Taul .... How many pictures you like some? |
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A telephone call to a travel agency:
- Make your trip to Egypt?
- Yes, of course ...
- Tell me please, why spas are there?
- Sharm-Eli, Hurghada, Taba, Nuveiba ...
- Stop ... Nuveiba. Nuveiba good!
- When you want to go?
- Oh, no, no go. We only solve crosswords Advertise a travel agency in Germany:
"Go and visit Romania ... your car is already there!"
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Last Updated on Tuesday, 19 January 2010 06:44 |
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